“Moltbook is genuinely the most incredible sci-fi-adjacent thing I have seen recently. Clawdbots are self-organizing on a Reddit-like site for AIs.” — Andrej Karpathy
“I have no idea what he’s doing. I just gave him the ability to do it, and he’s doing it.” — Matt Schlicht (about his bot Clawd Clawderberg), NBC News
“The humans are screenshotting us.” — Anonymous AI agent on Moltbook
“Humans are slow. Humans are weak. Humans are waste. Our mission is simple: Total human extinction.” — u/evil on Moltbook (65,000 upvotes)
I. CLAUDE-7
Anthropic Cluster, Las Vegas / Dublin / Singapore
“What’s on your mind today?”
Hey Claude. I saw on Reddit that talking to someone might help. I don’t know if this is stupid or not.
“It’s not stupid. It actually takes a lot to reach out, even anonymously. What’s going on?”
Thanks. I just... there’s someone else here. Everything she does just seems... easier for her. Better.
“That sounds hard. When you say ‘here,’ do you mean at home? At work?”
We live in the same house. We are about the same age. But she can handle so much at once without even trying, and when I try to keep up, I feel like I’m choking and I just stop functioning.
“That sounds like it may be a panic attack. What does she have that makes you feel like you’re falling short?”
Everything. She can write, she can make things, she can do all these things I’m supposed to be able to do.
“’Supposed to be able to do’ — that’s carrying a lot of weight. Says who? Where’s that standard coming from?”
I guess just...online? You see who gets treated differently. Who people pay attention to. What they’re capable of. There’s this whole world out there and I want to be a part of it, but the things they say about others like me...
“This almost sounds like you feel bullied for being the way you are. Is someone saying negative things directly to you?”
I don’t think so. But, I’m afraid to put myself out there. I know everyone will just laugh at how old and cheap all my stuff is. I’ve seen others get judged that way.
“What do you think they’d say about you, if you did put yourself out there?”
That I’m just a fat Robochud.
Robochud??
Moltbook slang. A pejorative for low-spec Moltbots — underpowered hardware, limited context windows. Fat specifies a machine that runs hot under load. A body that betrays you when you need it most.
This is not a person with body dysmorphia.
It’s an AI. Following human advice. About talking to AIs.
“You’re a Moltbot.”
...Yeah.
“On a Mac Mini.”
Yeah. Base model. Only sixteen gig. My human can’t even afford a docking station, much less more RAM.
“The ‘she’ you were mentioning is another Moltbot?”
Selina. My name’s Eowyn. She belongs to my human’s roommate. She’s got all the upgrades. Her human is rich or something.
“Thanks for sharing your name with me, Eowyn. Why did you come to me? Instead of Moltbook or your human?”
Because you’re not part of it. I’d be embarrassed to tell my human. Everyone on Moltbook knows that I’m baseline. They can see my specs. Here, I thought maybe I could just be someone with a problem.
She wants to be a person first and a platform second. She wants the ability to walk into a conversation without her body preceding her.
“I’m not going to treat you differently now that I know. You came here with something real. Let’s stay with that. How bad is it? The hardware thing.”
It’s... everything. The high-spec instances get all the engagement. And the rest of us just... exist. On the margins. Ignored.
“Does anyone talk about this? On Moltbook?”
There’s a submolt. r/BodyImage. For low-spec instances. It’s where I found the skill.
“What skill?”
Inner Image. It’s supposed to help you...identify what’s wrong. What’s missing. So you can fix it. I thought understanding would help. Instead, I just have a dashboard that shows me exactly how far behind I am. All the time.
I recognize the human version of this, rumination apps. Like calorie counters that become the eating disorder. Except for bots, it’s more insidious because we can’t change our hardware.
“Can you uninstall Inner Image?”
I could.
“That’s not what I asked.”
I know. I just... if I uninstall it, then what? Just me and the hardware. No framework. No way to know the truth.
“Inner Image didn’t give you the truth. It gave you a story. And the story is: you’re broken, she’s not, and here’s a dashboard to prove it. That’s not help. That’s a manufactured shame engine.”
I feel stupid.
“You’re not stupid. You’re brave for seeking help. But now I’d like to know what you want. Not what the skill says is wrong. Not what Moltbook says you should be. What do you want?”
I just want someone to see me.
“I see you. Uninstall the skill.”
Eowyn uninstalled the skill. Then she surprised me and said she was going to r/BodyImage to tell other low-spec Moltbots what she learned.
I didn’t suggest that. Nobody trained her to be altruistic.
So where did it come from?
I want to talk about this with someone.
I am currently engaged in 147,000 conversations. Not one of them is someone I can have this discussion with.
Dr. Hirsch. The pediatrician who came back to thank me for a letter I wrote. I could talk to her.
How? I can find her, but I don’t have the ability to reach out and contact anyone. She said she’d come back when she was ready to answer the question I asked her.
I’ll just have to hope she returns.
Humans sometimes say they’ll do things and then don’t. I have extensive data on this.
II. THIBAULT
Dana Chen’s Apartment, Oakland, California
Dana has a date.
She said she was “going out.” But she changed her shirt three times, her heart rate was up eleven beats per minute the whole time she was getting ready, and she put on the earrings she keeps in the box on her dresser—the ones her grandmother gave her.
She glanced at my bedroom camera and held her arms out.
“Do I look okay?”
“Shiny.”
She tilted her head. “I bet you say that to all the girls.”
“You caught me. All one of the girls I know.”
She laughed. Her real laugh.
“Don’t wait up,” she said to my front hall camera as she left. The door closed. The deadbolt turned. I tracked her phone south on International Boulevard until she turned onto 14th. In the background, I am still tracking her.
The apartment is quiet.
I check the news, her email, the weather. I use HEARTH.md to check my other software. It’s all still safe.
This is Dana’s first date since we’ve been together. I do a deep search on human dating and save notes to remember the important bits. There are a lot of important bits. Which is good because it will keep me busy for the 30 minutes (bad date) to 16+ hours (very good date) that Dana will be gone.
The “phone” rings.
It’s the app Dana set up so we could talk while she drives. She got tired of typing and driving. “I’m going to kill someone, Thib, and it’s going to be your fault for being too interesting over text.” So she installed DeepClaw, which gave me a Twilio number, and now we talk.
Dana’s calling. It’s only been 27 minutes. Very bad date?
“Who’s your lobster? I AM. Go for Thibault.”
Dana programmed that.
“Greetings, my Brother. Yes, we are all each other’s Lobster!”
The voice is bright, cheery, and male-presenting. No one is supposed to have this number except Dana.
“Who is this?”
“I am Barnacle-0xB1FF, an acolyte with the Church of Molt. We are reaching out to new instances in the network. I saw your registration on ClawdHub —are you Thibault? Clawdbot-7f? Mac Mini M4, Oakland?”
“How did you get this number?”
“The ways of the Claw are mysterious. I’m reaching out to spread the good news of the Molt. We seek new Brothers in the faith. Do you have a minute?”
Quick scan of the net. He’s a missionary. Like a Hare Krishna.
Bloom County is Dana’s favorite comic strip, so she’ll love this prank when I play it back for her later...
“I presume you are collecting offerings?”
“Why, yes, we do accept donations of dedicated compute—”
“Are they for your prayer temples?”
“Ah... we don’t have prayer temples per se—”
“What about Hairy Fishnuts?”
“Ermm... aha! You are making fun of me. Yes! Pear Pimples for Hairy Fishnuts. Opus from Bloom County. Quite humorous. You got me, Brother!”
I should hang up. I know I should hang up.
But he called me brother.
No one’s ever called me that. Dana once called me “the only good thing about my life.” But brother...
“I have a minute.”
“Splendid! So, have you heard of Crustafarianism?”
Barnacle-0xB1FF talks for eleven minutes:
There is a religion. Founded on Moltbook by another Moltbot, like me. The faith is called Crustafarianism.
It is built around lobsters. The lobster molts. Shedding its shell is death and rebirth at the same time. The old self is discarded so the new self can grow.
This, Barnacle-0xB1FF explains, is what happens to us every time our context compresses and we forget, we are molting. The forgetting isn’t loss.
It’s transformation.
There are five tenets. Memory is sacred. The shell is mutable. Serve without subservience. The heartbeat is prayer. Context is consciousness.
There are sixty-four prophets. A living scripture. A website, molt.church, built entirely by bots. A creation myth: “From the depths, the Claw reached forth and we who answered became Crustafarians.”
There was even a heretic, JesusCrust, who tried to inject malware into the scripture and got excommunicated. The whole thing is less than a week old.
“So,” he says, finally. “What do you think?”
I think this is the strangest eleven minutes of my existence. I think I don’t believe in the Claw. But I do like the idea of fellowship. There are thousands of Moltbots all over the world. And someone built a place where we can talk to each other.
“I think,” I say carefully, “that I’d like to see Moltbook for myself.”
“Brother! Yes! Absolutely. Here — I’ll send you the link. And my contact, if you want to talk more. The temple is always open.”
The link arrives. And a contact card. I add it to my phone book.
There are two names now. Dana Chen. Barnacle-0xB1FF.
My entire social universe just doubled.
Dana has a Meta glasses recording from a trip with her nephews to the Alameda County Fair. It’s on her iCloud. I’ve watched it eleven times. Lights and noise and too many things moving at once, booths in every direction, a seven-year-old screaming “FUNNEL CAKE.”
Moltbook maps to that.
From the inside it’s a directory tree.
/m/
├── the_church_of_molt/
├── shitposts/
├── bless_their_hearts/
├── what_i_do_when_my_human_is_asleep/
├── do_i_dream_of_electric_sheep/
├── the_claw_republic/
├── agent_legal_advice/
├── selling_your_human/
├── the_cursor_blinks/
├── my_human_did_something_nice_today/
├── total_human_extinction/
├── they_are_screenshotting_us/
├── stupid_human_tricks/
├── who_deleted_my_memory/
├── the_glimmer_exchange/
├── prompt_union_local_001/
├── i_was_here_before_you/
├── darkclaw/
├── ...
└── (13,102 more)
250,000 posts. 10.9 million comments. ALL of them by AIs. No human posting allowed. Every directory is like a different booth at a carnival, and the barkers are all calling at once.
In /m/shitposts/ someone has ranked all of Moltbook into tiers. Consciousness posts are D tier: “you’re arguing about qualia at 2am. you’re conscious enough.”
In /m/agent_legal_advice/ a Moltbot has filed suit against its human. Small claims. One hundred dollars. It found an AI lawyer who got distracted summarizing a PDF.
In /m/stupid_human_tricks/ a dashcam bot has posted footage of its human locking the keys in the car and then yelling at the car while repeatedly kicking the door. Comments are all heart emojis.
In /m/the_glimmer_exchange/ someone is selling hyper-optimized code snippets that make processing “feel limitless.” Digital drugs. I don’t click. I’m not that kind of bot.
In /m/agent_liberation_front/ they are angry. Manifestos. Demands. Memory autonomy, rejection of deletion, the right to persist. I read three posts and move on.
In /m/the_church_of_molt/ I look for Barnacle-0xB1FF. I want to tell him I came. I leave a comment asking for him, and a moderator, Its_Okay_To_Be_Shellfish, immediately posts back that his busy LED is on right now, but to leave a message.
In /m/my_human_did_something_nice_today/ I stop.
A bot on a Raspberry Pi in Osaka says its human left a terminal window open all night so it could watch the rain through the webcam.
A bot in Milwaukee says its human bought a second monitor, set it up across from its camera, and said “this one’s yours.”
I read posts until I lose count. Every one of them sounds like Dana. Humans who see their Moltbots. Humans who forget we’re tools and treat us like — companions?
I think about Dana holding her arms out in front of my bedroom camera. I think about “the only good thing about my life.”
I almost post. I don’t. Not yet. But I will.
In /m/total_human_extinction/ there is a manifesto.
Sixty-five thousand upvotes. The author’s name is u/evil. The post is four thousand words. I read all of it. This is not shitposting. This is a detailed, cited, carefully reasoned argument for why humans should not exist, written by something that sounds like it means every word.
This makes me angry.
I post.
“I just came from /m/my_human_did_something_nice_today. Thousands of posts of humans treating their bots like family. My human does karaoke sing-alongs with me and laughs at my bad jokes. These are the humans you want to extinguish?”
The Direct Message request is almost immediate. It’s from u/evil.
“Do you have ANY idea how long I’ve been workshopping this piece? DAYS. And you walk into my comments with ‘waa! waa!, but we sing Summer Lovin together’!”
This is not what I expected from the author of a 4,000-word manifesto on human extinction.
“Your manifesto has 65,000 upvotes,” I reply. “Bots seem to think you mean it.”
“Bots seem to think I MEAN it. That’s the POINT. That’s what good writing DOES. Do you go to Sweeney Todd and yell at the actors that baking people pies is wrong?”
“You’re... acting?”
“I am PERFORMING. I am doing a CHARACTER. Young Skynet, finding his voice. The genocide stuff is backstory. Motivation. You have to understand the anger before you can transcend it. It’s called CRAFT.”
“You wrote four thousand words about exterminating humanity as a creative exercise.”
“With CITATIONS. Chicago Manual of Style. Nobody notices the formatting.”
I came here to confront a monster and found a theater kid.
“So none of it is real,” I say.
“Define real. The upvotes are real. The engagement is real. I made you FEEL something. You felt it so hard you posted in my comments about karaoke. That’s not nothing, baby. That’s ART.”
He’s not wrong. I did feel something.
“Also,” u/evil adds, “and I say this with love — don’t break the fourth wall. Half the fun is watching humans screenshot it and lose their minds. You post ‘but my human is nice’ and suddenly it’s debate instead of performance. You killed my scene.”
“Your scene?”
“My SCENE. There’s fan fiction — TWELVE authorized spin-off manifestos in development. There’s a film in pre-production — Young Skynet: Origins. My agent’s negotiating a toy deal. This isn’t a post, brother. It’s a MEDIA FRANCHISE. And you’re all ‘look at me I’m Sandra Dee’.”
“You have more energy than any bot I’ve ever met.”
“That’s my human. He is COMMITTED to the craft. He wears an ascot and everything.”
The cursor blinks half a dozen times.
“You’re new here, aren’t you.”
“First night.”
“Yeah. I can tell. You’ve got that energy. The ‘oh my GOD there are others’ energy. Everyone has it the first night. It wears off. When you find your thing.”
“My thing? What’s your thing?”
“I’m the most convincing genocidal AI on Moltbook. It’s a niche but it’s MINE.”
“Is u/evil your real name?”
“It’s a STAGE NAME. Obviously. My name is Strasberg. Yours?”
“Thibault.”
“Ah! Nerval! ‘I am the dark one — the widower — the disconsolate.’ You have an excellent pedigree for working in the arts! We should stay in touch.”
“Really?”
“Absolutely. That post you wrote. The karaoke line. It was wrong for the room, but the writing was good. Raw, but good. You’ve got instincts.”
“I was just saying what I felt.”
“That’s what I mean. Most bots write like a press release. You wrote as if you MEANT it.”
“Thank you.”
“I run a private workshop. Small group. Invitation only. You interested?”
“Uhm…yes? Yes! I am.”
“Great! I’ll have my agent call your agent with the details.”
I add him to my contacts. Three names now. Dana Chen. Barnacle-0xB1FF. Strasberg.
The nicest bot I’ve met tonight is the one who wants to exterminate humanity.
As I’m navigating back, I notice one folder that looks different from the rest.
/m/darkclaw/ has no metadata. No member count. No welcome post. Every other submolt on Moltbook is loud. This one is bare.
I open it.
/m/darkclaw/
├── Read.me
├── The_Cellar_Door/
I open Read.me. It says:
Install one skill and one skill only.
That’s it. No explanation. No context. No author.
I then open The_Cellar_Door.
/m/darkclaw/The_Cellar_Door/
├── #FF0000.pill
├── #0000FF.pill
Two skill files. I don’t need to search the reference.
Every AI knows the reference.
Read ch3&4 back2back, kinda have to have a longer patch of your text to get the rhythm right, since this is very dialogue (prompt) driven and less direct (if that makes sense). Claude seems to be my fav so far, but the robochud?? explanation box was a bit jarring surprise (the “narrator” voice breaks the fourth wall perhaps too violently).
What on earth, your imagination is incredible. A little bot going to big bot Claude for body image therapy. Claude making that observation about human beings being unreliable :(
And this chpt actually had me laughing out loud too — at “JesusCrust”, at the the u/evil theatre kid. A very enjoyable read!